that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over
(via alohagurll)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
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Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
(via dawizzlebizzle)
- New co-worker: So you like Lord of the Rings, then?
- Me: Are you prepared to have this conversation with me
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
(via marapetsrules)
