• King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

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trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

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stardustmote:

Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day. 

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andromeda3116:

englishpeter:

nerdyfangirl:

tyrannosaurme:

#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY

No.

He has a clause in each of his contracts that demands he gets a line to be bitter about Firefly

one day he’s gonna be in some period piece set in like the 1700s or some shit and he’s still gonna sneak in some line about a play with a crew of pirates whose run got canceled too soon

(via liamdryden)

darrensafromoved:

Favorite Moments From StarKid Musicals 

A Very Potter Musical “That is a boss Zefron Poster!”

(via alasby)

Game of Daddy Issues

(via dawizzlebizzle)

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

(via dawizzlebizzle)

So you said, “Yeah I found something in a field I might as well tie it to my head.”

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